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Tuesday, 26 August 2008

weird...

Funny experience today. Have a strong urge to post it eventhough i do not see the relevance of it or maybe i am just still too ashamed to post my pathetic poems. Went to B's house in rimba with Jill. Out of the blue, Jill randomly suggested: "Oh! Lets watch a horror movie!"

We ended up watchin.. err.. um.. Tali P*c**ng Perawan. (fill in the missing letters yourself because..well whatever..just do it!) Perawan means virgin btw. I think.


So anyway, we were watchin the dvd in B's room (which is extremely cosy might i say). They were on the bed and i sat alone on the mattress on the floor (huhu..)


Jill: Ok ko?

Me: Awuuuu

Jill: Haha kesiaaan. Nda ko takut ne?

Me: Hell no. I'm all up for this babyyyy! Nada ku takuuut!

Jill: Bah.


Few minutes later...MAJOR CLOSE UP of THE DISGUSTING HANTUUUU!


Me: *jumps a full metre (exaggerating) from the floor on to the bed*, interrupting a cuddling session. Err.. sorry bout that..

Friday, 22 August 2008

when i saw you

paths are crossed unexpectedly
the manner we met was unconventional
i deemed myself so unworthy
to be yours, you're exceptional.

one brilliant moment we exchanged a glance
you stood there tall and dashing
secretly i prayed to God for a chance
to let me be with this man in the future I'm facing...

Thursday, 14 August 2008

happy birthday ash =p
awu aku baru kenal ko for a few months. but you redefined the term 'budak samseng'. haha. usul mcm nerdd. agagaga.

congratulations

BBC. i am proud of you =)

i give you my heart?

i still refuse to write anything 'personal' on this here blog.
hehe.
i can't believe i didn't have an entry on the 08.08.08.
oh well.

Thursday, 7 August 2008

by me

Sometimes life gets to you
In ways you don’t expect it to
You get heartbroken, you get hurt, you’re being let down
You believe smooth paths can never be found
It’s meant to be a harsh reality
In this universe I am nothing but a mere entity
You may ask the question
Is life always this treacherous?
The answer is revealed in our own mere individual action.
We find out by being audacious.

apakaaaaan

These are some hilarious one liner quotes that I managed to obtain from here and there.


If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.


You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.


I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money?)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

And my personal favorite,
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Tuesday, 5 August 2008

opening ceremony

this blog was created at 1pm on the 5th of august 2008. haha.